Call anytime, but it's better to send e-mail - Yesterday, while I sat on hold long enough to tidy my entire office, the recorded greeting told me that my bank has extended its call centre support service by two hours. Nevertheless, the recording went on to suggest sending them an e-mail for faster service. The irony is that the purpose of my call was to clarify something about online banking. Hmmm.
A friend is using the time she spends on hold to write a book - I imagine there is a statistic, somewhere, revealing that the average North American spends 1.5 months of his/her life on hold.
Would you like fries with that? - Another friend revealed today that while he was waiting for service at a technology site, the system offered him the option of waiting with or without music. I guess they didn't read the 2002 study by France's Université de Rennes showing that callers listening to music while on hold underestimate the length of time they've been waiting. Next we'll have a choice of musical styles. But will we ever reach a human being?
Poison IVR - Broadcaster/podcaster Jeff Hoyt has some interesting thoughts on yesterday's subject of interactive voice response systems that seem to be keeping customers separated from customer service reps. You'll find his entertaining "Voice Jail" recording at www.hoytus.com/?p=21